AP, The Flirt!

Hi!

This is about our friend AP.

AP = Ananda Padmanaban, BTech(CS), Pondicherry. With love and hate we call him AP.


In PEC, AP always walks into the class with his head down. But in the background, he was always flirting ‘Praveena’ until the end of BTech.


(Even now he is flirting some gal. Could not find her name, though tried!)


In second year he brought his CBZ to the hostel, all the way driving from Karaikal just to show-off. He succeeded in wowing everyone with the bike. In a day or two he took it back to Karaikal to bring the most adorable dabba (Votai) Yamaha.


AP is so friendly with others that he used to give the useless Yamaha to anyone. But mind you, the tank will be almost dry. The Petrol or the Kerosene in the tank will drive the bike exactly till the petrol bunk that is located just outside the college and most of the times even before that.


Once the bike is given, it is not yet over. The rider should offer him kadalai (tasty, fried groundnuts) packet from Bhai shop. Otherwise AP will take care of him next time.


(We heard the bike is sold at last for RS 2550/- after much bargaining.)


Note: Sorry da AP for telling few facts about you. Don’t mind. Even if you mind, there is no problem ;)

Though Madangopal is our leader of AP’s enemies association, on behalf of Madan, we are very grateful to take the responsibility of saying something good about AP.



Thanks,

AP’s always enemies,
Kiran and Ramesh.

Punch Pandavas of PEC!

You know the famous Pandavas of PEC? Here they go…

• Purna (Dharmaraj – For his truthfulness, loyalty, humility, modesty…)
• Venki (Bheema – For his strength both physical and mental)
• Ramesh (Arjuna – not because of his beaut but because of his tremendous batting skills on field)
• Hari Prasad (Nakula – For his generosity and faithfulness to his brother Purna)
• Rajan (Sahadeva – for his friendliness and sensitiveness towards his bros)

The War:

The enemies of Pandavas are headed by Sudheer, Bhargav and Praveen, especially the enemies of our elder bro Dharmaraj.

Once up a time in 2nd year Purna wished to be the CR of his class.

At the same time Sudheer also wished to be the king of his class. As he expressed his desire to Praveen and Bhargav, they brought Purna (Dharmaraj) to room no: 69 locked the room from inside.

Bhargav “Purna, you want to be CR?”

“Yes”

Praveen “you can’t even manage your bros properly and how can you manage the whole class?”

“Who said I can’t manage my bros? They themselves sync up with me well”

Sudheer “But the whole class is not like your holy bros. They are different. Good and bad. Can you manage them too? No you can’t!”

“So what’s all your point?”

Bhargav “Sudheer also want to enroll to be the king of IT dept.”

Before Purna said something, someone knocked the door.

It was Electronics wizard Sakuni Sesha Sreenivas “eeeeee, all the ITs in one room? What’s going on?”

Praveen explained the whole story.

Sakuni “maaaya Purna, there should not be two contests from hostel else day-scholars may think we are not united.”

Bhargav “Maama Sakuni Seshaga, you gave a good point.”

Purna thought “Yes Sakuni maama is right.”

Sudheer “So what do you think Purna?”

“Yes Sudheer, you apply for the CR post. I am giving up.”

Sakuni Seesha “eeeee”

Purna walked out and all of them celebrated praising the wicked wizard Sakuni.

Purna had a meeting with his bros in his room.

“I am giving up the CR post.”

Ramesh “What the heaven happened to you my Bro Dharmaraj Purna?”

“Sudheer also wants to contest!”

Venki “so could You? What’s wrong in it? Most of the people are on our side and you will win sure.”

“But I want our hostellers to be united even in votes.” (It is the Dharma of the Hostel)

Hari and Rajan “What happened Purna? We thought after you become CR to collect money from each one of your class for one day tour and have party with the remaining amount.”

“I already told to Sudheer that I am giving up.”

Venki, The Bheema “you dint even consult us before deciding?”

Ramesh “Bheema, Whatever our elder bro does is for our own good as he is the embodiment of Dharma.”

As the conversation is going on Bheeshma Pithamah, The Pramod entered the room “What’s going on Dharmaraj!”

(Bheeshma Pithamah, The Pramod knows the in and out of the hostel)

Bheema said the whole story with pain and requested Pramod to talk on behalf of Purna.

Pramod “whatever Purna decided is right according to the Dharma of our Hostel. So there is nothing I could do here.”

Venki “No, you are escaping as you are on their side. You, Praveen, Sudheer and Bhargav are all one!” And he walked out.

Pramod “No, I am not on any ones side. I am only on the side of Dharma!”

One by one walked out of the room except Pramod who sat on Purna’s cot disappointed “What is happening to our Hostel. Why there is no unity in our hostel?”

Sudheer won, became CR.

As he himself is bunking classes, no one is there to look at the problems of the class in 2nd year.

(P.S: All the dialogues are imaginary. It is written for fun and no other purpose behind:)

My Name is "Naidu"!

(Pls note: The blog is written by Ramesh, but written as if Bhaskar Naidu, from his point of view. It is only for fun, for the pleasure of friends and no other purpose behind. Naidu is one of the most lovable characters of our BTech times.)

About Myself:

Hi,

This is Chikkala Bhaskar Naidu, BTech (CSE), PEC, 2005 pass out. Im from French Yanam. I own SRMT company in Yanam.

Im a good positive thinker of our batch and I helped many of my batch mates with money, moral support, and whatever possible. I am a good devotee of Lord Venkateswara. Every day after waking up, I open my eyes only in front of Lord Venkateswara.

I generally talk good about myself but my friends say I boast about myself.

If everyone has a common TV in common room, I have my own in my room. I mean I connected my PC to a TV tuner card.

I’m one of the few guys who had cell phone in the hostel and I keep changing new cell phones (my hobby).

In my class, though I’m close with all hostellers, I’m closer with Krishna Kumar (Keeku).

I don’t know how to ride bike, but I know how to make others ride for me. In that way I have many drivers. Dake, Bulli, Praveen, KST are few to be named. I sponsor them for whatever they wanted.

My friends see me as an embodiment of luck. Whenever someone gets new bike, they love to take me the first ride as a matter of sentiment. And while Ramesh was going to Mumbai to attend his TIFR interview, he did not step out of the hostel until I came infront of him while leaving.

I’m proud to say that I did not write even a line of code for the project nor I did documentation. Wondering how I managed BTech project? I bought code from a company, Hari (KD) did documentation, Kiran (days scholar, dancer) took print outs and bindings and I’m there to present the project.

Beautiful Evening:

One morning, Praneeth (one of the know-it-all’s) came to my room and said

“Naidu Baava, I forgot I left my tooth brush somewhere, did I keep it here?”

“is it Baava, was it blue in color?”

“yes Baava, exactly. I bought it recently from Bhaai Shop”

I said “But it did not look recent, it was like some 4 years old”

“Where is it Naidu?”

“Sorry Baava, I used it today to clean my comb! Today I will buy you a new one. OK?” I was laughing and he left the place without a word searching something else.

That evening, Keeku as usual took my cell to give miss call to his home. They called him and then he brought it back and left beside my computer otherwise TV. I was then busy watching Megastar Chiru’s movie.

Keeku and others watching the movie along with me. I was lying on my bed, Keeku beside me lying and others sitting. After sometime I received a message beep sound from cell.

I said to Veerasaamy (who was then standing and watching the movie)

“Machi, give me that cell!”

Veerasaamy gave me a weird look as if I’m commanding him.

“ayyaa Baavoooi…Keeku did you see how Veerasaamy is looking!”

“Machi, I’m getting scared by your looks! Give me the cell” and he gave me the cell.

Keeping eyes on the movie opened the message.

It’s from Keerthi “Hi Naidu, how are you?” which is a surprise.

Now with more conscious, I saw, yes the message is from Keerthi (name changed), one of the 3 Telugu gals from Andhra and whom almost everyone in the hostel admire.

Seeing me more conscious Keeku asked “what happened Naidu?”

“Nothing Baava, got some message from a friend.”

“which friend? Our college or Yanam friend?”

“You don’t know that friend!”

Then Keeku kept silent and was watching the movie.

I replied “Hi Keerthi, I’m watching movie in my TV in my PC in my room. What are you doing?”

Then I kept the cell beside the computer and lay beside Keeku continue watching movie.

(Veerasaamy is still standing and watching.)

Again message beeps sound.

I looked at Veerasaamy. But Veerasaamy is as if watching movie so seriously though he does not know our Telugu language. I think he guessed I will ask him to pick up the cell.

“Machi…”

He this time, gave it immediately.

Keerthi’s message “Naidu, I am studying OOPs. You have a TV or PC?”

I replied “Ya Keerthi, I got TV tuner cards from Chennai and gave dish connection. Last time I went to Chennai only for this.”

Next time, I kept cell with myself beside me (but not on the side of Keeku).

New Message from Keerthi “You don’t have TV in common room?”

“It is there Keerthi but difficult to watch TV in common room as Tamils like something, Telugus like something and I like something else and If Madan is there, I can’t go…”

Keerthi: “OK Naidu, had dinner?”

I: “Yes, I had it outside. Generally I have it outside. You had?”

I: “U usually have it inside ur room?”

Keerthi: “Yes I had in hostel. OK Naidu, Good Night!”

I: “Bye Keerthi, Good Night!”

New Life Begins:

Next day, I went to class with Keeku. The whole day I did not see her but at the end of the day out of the department (near the Jack fruit tree) I was waiting with Kiran for Keeku and She was coming out of the department. I smiled at her and she smiled back. Keeku came behind her saw me smiling at her.

“What Naidu? Smiles? What is the matter?” Keeku said

“So, you can talk with gals and I should not? You, Kiran, Gaali and all talk with gals for whole day and I should not smile? Where is the justice in this world??”

“Naidu, don’t get emotional!” Kiran said

“No Baava, see this Keeku…”

“Leave it Naidu….lets go to canteen and have chilli paratha!” Kiran said.

I said “I don’t have money”.

“But you have account there right?” both said.

We went to college canteen and had chilli paratha, noodles, tea and got billed it into my account.

Kiran went to his room; I and Keeku went to my room and switched on the TV. After sometime Keeku said, “Naidu, I will keep my books in my room and come back!”

I was alone in my room lying on bed, watching TV and the cell gave message beep sound.

“Hi Naidu, how was the day?” from Keerthi.

I got up and replied “Good evening Keerthi, it was good, what are you doing?”

Keerthi: “I am studying for project?”

I: “Always studying, teach me too!”

Mean time Keeku came back “Naidu, busy with cell?”

“Messaging to a friend Baava…”

“Who is that?” he snatched cell from my hand and saw messages.

“Naidu, messages from Keerthi??”

I was blushing “Just friendly Baava”

Keeku “Friendly? Our class mates Kiran has cell, Ravikanth has cell, and she is not messaging to anyone but only you?? So are they not friends???”

“Baava, vedhava loggicullu laagake (don’t bring out funny logics)!”

“Naidu, if anything is there, tell her…don’t keep it with you!”

“Keeku, don’t try to make me like Rakesh. You guys are no ordinary. You are the guys behind Rakesh proposing to a gal in first year. Don’t break good friends. OK?”

“OK Naidu, I won’t come in between you and Keerthi who are good friends.”

Mean time again beep sound.

I grabbed the cell from Keeku, saw the message.

Keerthi: “Your have good hairstyle. Good Night!”

I blushed. “Thanks Keerthi. Bye:)”

“Keeku, don’t tell this to anyone. Mainly don’t tell these to Banda Pramod and Gaali Rajesh. Otherwise they will start making fun of me.”

Many days passed, I and Keerthi became good friends with almost daily messages.

Bitter Truth:

One day, all my drivers were busy. Dake was in his ECR. Bulli was in department as his guide was screwing him the project work. Who will drive Sampath’s bike? OK first let me take Sampath’s bike key and so called Sampath’s cell…

“Baava Sampath, ekkadunnavu Baava (where are you Baava)?”

“evaru (who is that)?” a lady voice and I guessed it is Swarna (name changed) (we call ‘Edhurlanka Rani’).

“Swarna, is that you? This is Naidu…is Sampath there?”

“Naidu, this is ladies hostel, and this is Keerthi’s mobile!”

(She telling so serious?)

“Oh, instead of calling Sampath I called Keerthi!...Sorry” (I covered myself)

“Bye Swarna!”

“If I am calling Sampath, it is going to Keerthi?” I questioned myself.

Now I understand something and immediately tried to call Keerthi’s number in my cell and no body picked it up.

I went to Guna, took his cell and saw Sampath’s number matching with Keerthi’s number in mine. I understood I was the source of fun for some guys all these days. Then I went to my room and spoke with Keeku who was alone watching TV…

“Baava, some one has swapped Sampaths number with Keerthis number!”

Keeku “Naidu, You came to know that? and the wonder is you know what is ‘swapping’ too which is unlikely?”

“You know all these things?”

“Yes Baava, we all did it together…That day I took your cell to call my home, we swapped it…but I never expected this to happen so soon!” Keeku laughing.

“The plot is this. Rajesh (The Gaali) smses from Sampath’s cell, I monitor you and report them and we all have fun daily on the terrace!”

“Keeku, you being with me cheated?”

“No Naidu, it is all for fun. While at fun, joined with them and enjoyed it. I think I enjoyed it more than anyone else!” Keeku laughing

“So You and Keerthi are good friends?” Keeku laughing continuous holding his stomach.

'"Gimme my remote!" and I started to change the TV channels rapidly.

The next time I smiled to any of the girls was our treat in “Salt and Pepper!” by our class gals and there Keerthi smiled back at me again…

Good Bye!!!

(Final Note: Though all the incidents are almost real, the dialogues are unreal. It was written just for fun and for the pleasure of friends. Don’t take it to heart if it hurts. Thanks:)

My first encounter with ‘143’!

In my 7^th class, in which I was one of the “below average students”, daily we (below average students) are supposed to mug up few things and report to some toppers of the class.

For me the one whom I need to report is a gal (who is the daughter of our principal’s brother’s wife)

Though tried many times I could not mug properly and she always complains my status to teachers.

One day I was reporting to her but I was breaking in between trying to recollect my mug and she suddenly said “143!”

“what?” (at that time I don’t know the meaning of it)

“what does that mean?”

She said “I Hate You!”

Immediately after that scene, I was going out of class and the black board being near the class door, picked up a chalk and wrote “143”

She ran to the board, took the duster and erased whatever I wrote.

“You don’t even know what to write when?”

“whats wrong in my writing?”

“143 have many other meanings too…”

“what are they?”

She said “first mug todays topics well and tell them. If not I will complain to teacher!”

So rude she was. I forgot why I was going out of the class, went back to my place started study.

Then, the same day mathematics teacher was writing something on the board and in between he pointed his hand to “<” symbol on the board and asked…

“Ramesh, can you tell what is this symbol ‘<’?”

I got up and said “Sir, with respect to which side you are talking about. If with respect to right hand side it is ‘greater than symbol’ and if it is with respect to left hand side it is ‘less than symbol’”

Sir got very angry “First get out of my class!”

I was again confused “what is wrong in my saying?” and went out of the class. Me going out of class fell in the eyes of a senior student who stays near home, reported at home and I had good puja that day.

Each day in 7^th class went almost this way and finally I was proud I passed 7th class final public exam with “second class” grade.

Good Bye!

Ramesh :)

Exams are Back!

If today is the first day of our B.Tech semester exams…

From this day our Ravikanth(The Techie guy)'s Tension would raise beyond sea level.

After the first exam

-Ravikanth will be the first one to start for the next.

-Madan(Cool), Raju(Cooler) and Swaroop(Coolest) would have a nice nap.

(If everyone has a common TV in common room, Naidu Baava has his own TV connected to his computer and I bet that is the only purpose served by his computer.)

-Naidu Baava will switch on his TV and if anyone questions him "Naidu, How did you do?" his reply "kummesaanu Baava! (I did tooo Well!)". [a great positive thinker of our times].

-The clock goes on till 8pm. Then every one of us would meet together and plan (Do's and Don'ts).

We go straight to Ravikanth and please him to teach us. Ravikanth(our Guru) would share his talent in his Own Style.

-at 10.15, Kiran, Krishna, myself and some geek guys will start shouting “TEA! TEAA TEAAA!“ making everyone in the hostel aware of the tea provided by MR.Rama (our Super Supervisor).

-Now the time is 11pm. Time for Ravikanth to go to sleep and Rajesh (The Galli) to start for the exam. Both happens in my room (great room?)

-Here comes Deepu saying “Dei Maama! what to Read daa? Please help me da”. Saying so he goes to his room and sleep.

(The Unseen Nirmal will be roaming around to know the status of each.)

-At 2AM, Ravikanth is Back and Krishna(The Matrix) completing the study goes to sleep. Hari (KD) and Kiran might have slept but Rajesh still ON.

-Now it is 5AM, time to have coffee. KEANA (Mental) BABU preparing himself not for the exam but for the coffee.

-At 8AM, Aneesh Shankar running for Ravikanth to know the basic view of the subject.

-9AM, AP, Santosh, Arut Jyothi struggling to start the Bike (AP’s) though it is already DRY!.

-We all start at the HOSTEL as a “LAGAAN” team, go to the exam hall, laugh at Pavan and other gals (struggling themselves), say “ALL THE BEST!” to each other and start our war with the white paper and the result being “Always We WIN!”

-Good Bye!